Let me answer what tends to be among the first three questions after people see me.


1) Am I really a presidential candidate? 

YES! 

I would not be the first president to have long hair and a beard.

Additionally, it is unfortunate that there are more than 100 others that the national media refuses to let you know about.


2) Am I a serious or credible candidate?

I can only speak for myself when I say, "Yes!"

You have to decide what is important to you about a candidate, and what makes a candidate credible.

If you want a candidate whose idea about fixing problems is to throw money (your money) at the problem and hope for the best: You certainly do not want me.

If you want a candidate with working low-cost to no-cost solutions; I'm your candidate.

Every candidate for public office, trusted with public money, faces their greatest challenge before being sworn in. That problem is how to spend the least amount of money to get elected. To do so, you must see the candidate as trustworthy, and the candidate must offer solutions that you believe can work.

So far, I've campaigned in parts of AZ, NM, TX, OK, IL, and NC; I also covered most of IA, SC, NH, ME, VT, MA, RI, CT, NY, NJ, DE, MD, PA, OH, WV, VA, KY, and TN. That is 24 states with a total fund of less than $15,000 (fifteen thousand). Of that, $176 (one hundred seventy-six) came from People like yourself.

So you haven't heard of me!

Fortunately, I can say, "That is not my fault."

The state and national media, and some of the locals I called, e-mailed, and dropped in on refused to inform you that I am one of your candidates.

Unfortunately, they measure the worth of a candidate by how much money the candidate spends on advertising with them.

To finance the rest of my campaign, I would like to sell my Baby-Blue 1986 Crown Vic., which pulls triple duty as Campaign Headquarters-Transportation-Hotel. I would like to get at least $36,000 for it before I become your next president. That money will get me to the remaining larger land states. Just imagine its value when I win.


3)  Will I change my appearance when I'm elected?

I do have to refine my previous responses. After all, I am applying to work for you and to represent our nation (you) to the world. 

In that regard, I have to defer to you. Will you require a different look for me?



About me:

Born in Iowa: 1961

Graduate from Gilbert, IA: 1979

Honorably Discharged from United State Marine Corps: about 1983

Move to New Hampshire: 1983-2000+

Married for about 13 years.

Divorced because of my own tactless lack of good judgment.

I have no children.

From about the age of 12, I've mostly been self-employed.

In the United States, I've been jailed after the courts UN-Constitutionally denied me the "benefit of a jury trial."

After leaving New Hampshire, I lived and worked with family members when available.

I lived and worked on the streets and out of the Cherry Street Mission in Kansas City, Missouri for several months.

Left Missouri for Arizona with more junkyard work; various odd jobs; my own handy-man business; and owning a laundry business. 

The laundry nearly jump-started my self-publishing business (Portable Publishing) regarding my manuscript titled “How I became President in 2008," a template for candidates who wanted to earn my vote. With no such candidates, I became the candidate and decided to not waste the website. 

As for my life generally, as this forum does not permit a detailed life history: At various other times in my life, I've been a thief, adulterer, verbally insulted others, drank, smoked, killed, and lied among many others that I'm not so proud of. 
However, because of the lessons I learned from of those activities, I'm not ashamed of them either. If the details of any of this is that important to you, just ask.

From there (from here), the story of my life is still being written. 


Qualifications for Presidency:

1) I am older than 35 years (46).

2) I was born in the United States of America (1661).

3) I lived, and still am living, in the USA fourteen years prior to being elected (2008).


Constitutionally, I am over qualified on counts one and three. LOL


4) While other candidates talk about being able to hit the ground running, I'm already on the ground working with you as if I am already your President;

4a) I'm already working with you to amend our Constitutional definition for treason to include "the betrayal of public trust," which is designed to bind elected officials to the promises they make while campaigning.

4b) I'm already working with you to return all legislative powers to you the People and eliminate the wasteful "middlemen and women" who no longer work well with each other for the best interest of our nation.

5) With my skilled use of the Domino Effect Problem Solving Technique, I've identified the corrupted causes common to the most problems; which when corrected, simultaneously solves many of problematic side-effects.

Domino Effect Problem Solving benefits you with a drastic reduction in the costs associated with providing the services you desire.

6) My pledge to you is what I believe should be a mutual pledge among all American Citizens:

In support of our Declaration of Independence and my proposed 2008 Constitution, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor in order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity.



You must ultimately decide whether I am qualified to represent you and the United States to the world.